The Mostest of the Importants Meals of the Days

My mom does always to say that the breakfasts are important.  But the other days me and the Stella did to come back from the morning the walk and when did we get through the gate mom did to let us off our leashes.  While did Mom to walk up to the our doors Stella and myselfs did to make the explorations in to the courtyards And there did to we find the breakfasts!  We were the so excited to have find the breakfasts that did we both to start eating and I must to say I did not to even say grace which do I usually to do. 

And mom did to start to calling "Stella!  Chester!  InSIDE. Come ON!"  And off did to Stella go to the Mom but there was so much to the breakfast to be to eaten that I did thoughts, mom would to understand that I did need to the eating this importants.  But I guessed mom did not to understand.  Because all of a suddens Mom did come to tromp tromping through to the bushes and she did to say CHESTER!  And I did not to get to finish my the breakfast because Mom did to pick me up by to the my neck and she did to throw (I do not to want to say throw but my vocrabsulary is not the too goods and that is what she did do) me out of the bush and onto the walks and she did drag (again, the words is not good but that she did to do) me to our doors. 

And Mom was the very mad.  Because the breakfast I did had finded was a person's vomit.

Laundromats

Yesterday did was my dad decided to the wash some sheets.  And he did go across the streets and to the Laundromat.  And when he did return to the washers machine, he did take out the wets sheets to put them into the dryings machine and he did see that at the bottoms of the washers machine there was the three turds.  And yes they the were Chesturds.  And the dad did the realize that at the some point in the week past I did had made those the turds in the bed under the sheets, probably down at the bottoms of the bed so that no one did had to noticed.  And Dad did to say to the mom Chester is DONE to sleep in the bed.  And the last night when I did was trying to jump to up on the bed, Dad did was say NO.  And Mom did the say NO, Chester.  And even did the Stella say Forgets it poop-faces!  So I did have to forgets it.  I guess that is what does the happen when you do to make the tootsie rolls in the bed.

Surprises in the to Morning

Mom has been mad at the me and it does to make me the sad.  What is to happening is to that in the morning of the days Mom does let me and my favorite sister Stella out of the bedrooms and then we do go runnings down the hall and while to that does to happen Stella does chew on the my neck and it is good.  When we do come to out to the bedrooms I do know that soon we are to the go out.  And some of the times my body is does start to prepare for to go out.  And I do poop. 

And usually when the poop does come is when mom to is tying her shoes to the go out. 

Today it did to start to happen and mom did say "DON'T YOU DARE" in not a very good friendly voice.  And she did grab me on my neck and out did come the poop right at the door.  And mom did drag me outside by the my neck and then the poop did happen on the doormat.  And then I had to sit on the porch while did mom finish tying her the shoes and also when she did get a sweatshirt.  When she did to come outside I did smile and wag the my tail but she did was not as happy to the see me.  And I think I did maybe to hear a bad word that sound to something like "WHAT THE (BAD WORD) IS WRONG WITH YOU, (BAD WORD)." 

And I did not like to the start to the morning like in that way.  Why can not it just be a surprise that is in a good way, like "Oh my butt did to open early!  Let us go and to walk and eat some chicken bones if to I can get in it when mom isn't the looking." 

It did come out of nowheres

Yesterday I did was walking with my favorite dad and also the best sister that has ever been yes Stella I still love you even though you do bite my ears and do tackle me when I am to trying to eat the dinner.  We were to walking and all of a suddens There was a big light post.  And it did walk right into me!  I look-ed at my dad and he did say, "Seriously."  And he did was laughing.  And Stella did she laugh, too.  And also did laughing was a man across the streets.  At first I did feel sad about the laughing but then I did realize that they were to laughing with me and not to laughing at me.  Except that I did was not laughing.  I love salmon. 

Nice to Acquaintance You

My name is Chester and I have did started this blog to tell to you about that is my life.  To the start, I have a family.  They are my mom, my dad, and my bestest sister, Stella.

My mom is the so nice

I do take the naps with my dad.

Stella does love me so much sometime it even hurts.

I live in the Los Angeles and they are a very good place to live because the street is so delicious and just today I had a bit of bone in my mouth probably a chicken but who is know and Mom had to ask me twice to Drop it and then she did just take it which was not too nice but I still love her.

I have many interest like to go to the parks.  I go antiquing when I do find the good foods on my block.  My dad lets me go antiquing more than Mom.  I do also like to go to the beaches and there I do find the hermit crabs and I like to acquaintance them in my mouth.  

I do see a hermit crab right it is there!

One of my interest that is not my interest are the cats.  They are mean and a bad word and they did steal my favorite seat in the house.  I am scared to take a the picture of them because that does give them powers.


I hope you will read my blog.  Stella, if it is you reading to this:  I do love you.